According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
i like the internet bc people actually think im cute
A megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.
this is the most badass fossil in existence
raise your hand if ya getting ya pussy eaten tonite
you better be
hello, 911? ok get this, Brad told me that Yazmin told him that Zoe told her that Zoe’s cousin Trisha said i look fat in my new jeans, when before she told me i looked hot in them. isn’t that fucked up? like say it to my face next time, bitch. anyway so there’s like a robbery going on and
I accept nothing
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys