YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
That was so beautiful
are they just using her for everything now